Easter Camping with Children: The Pros and Cons.

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We staycationed these Easter school holidays. The idea of overpriced and crowded accommodation, traffic jams and unrealistic expectations of a relaxing holiday with the kids have scarred us to the point where staying at home seemed like the most nurturing option. It wasn’t always like this though. We used to be HUGE camping at Easter advocates. But there was the last time we camped, three years ago in the Town of 1770, our usual Easter haunt, with Peckerhead and Cam and their two kids when we admitted defeat…

I had booked well in advanced at the 1770 Camping Ground and whilst we couldn’t get a beach front plot, we did manage the second row back, directly opposite a beach access point with shower and the best surprise: a permanent table and chairs at the front of the plot. The 1770 Camping Ground is really well run with good facilities. There’s a real mix of people too which is quite nice, from backpackers in their dodgy campers to cashed up miners enjoying  some down time in brand new vans and of course, the Grey Nomad crew.
The weather was great over the next 5 days, and the tide was in over the morning and middle of the day (it’s very tidal here, at low tide there really isn’t anywhere for the kids to swim, but high tide is fantastic with about a 1.2 metre depth and sub-tropical warm water). The kids exhausted themselves swimming in the morning, and we enjoyed a few beers in the shade over lunchtime while they ‘rested’. The afternoon was spent exploring the rocks, feeding pelicans and generally ‘having adventures’ as a four year old Sussie liked to put it. Fiela got out fishing a few times, I got into Agnes Waters for coffee and a magazine but best of all was spending time with our friends. Most notable were the mudcrabs Peckerhead bought off the professional mudcrab fishing boat (no, not our boat unfortunately) and we had a great evening trying to collectively get gout. All in all it was a great trip, but the curse had definitely not been broken…


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It hit us as we drove out of our driveway, with an ominous ‘click’ as some electrics shorted out in our Prado. The air conditioning (OK I can survive without that) and the indicators (no, can’t really do without them) were gone, so our first stop was the Toyota service centre in Noosaville. They fixed it after about an hour and a half of mucking around, and luckily Fiela had the presence of mind to buy a few extra fuses just in case they blew again (which they did, twice). The four hour trip then took around five and a half due to roadworks and us going probably the longest way possible. Tired and cranky, having listened to the Boetman (at 17 months old) grizzle, scream and cry for about three hours solid, we pulled into the 1770 Camping Ground as the caretaker was about to close the gates.

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Smiles at 5am? Not fucking likely- Fiela is still asleep and thinks he’s in a sandy bed.

The next day, actually every day, the kids woke up at 5am or earlier. Uuurgh horrendous… but that would mean they’ll sleep over the lunchtime rest period, right? No. Not really. The Boetman cried for the first four days; he was sick, possibly teething and also a bit put out that no, he couldn’t just go wherever he wanted. Sussie’s behaviour became progressively worse over the time as sleep deprivation and general bloody exhaustion took hold. She was really put out that no, she couldn’t go wherever she wanted by herself because “I’m a big girl”. Other campers started to look sideways at us and actually comment on the volume two tiny kids could emit (always followed up with a “We’ve all been there, love” and a silent ‘but really, shut them up would you?’). Lots of naughty corners, chairs, sand, trees etc were found.

There were the usual fights between the wives and husbands about ways to parent and when and how exactly the other person should “Bugger off!” (thankfully only a few of these, and as it always goes, one set was fighting while the other looked smugly on and thought ‘wow I’m glad that’s not us’ only to take their turn later on). The kids fought a bit. One child pooed her pants almost every day despite being toilet trained AND being asked repeatedly whether she needed to go.

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Sussie on her way to the naughty camp.

Probably the worst error in judgement was the decision to put the crab pots out the night before we left and “just quickly” pick them up in the morning on our way home at 10am. Unfortunately, and I’m not sure who to blame so I’m going to take a scatter gun approach, Fiela and Cam had not properly moored the boat in a place where they COULD “just quickly” go and get the pots. Instead, the light of morning showed that the boat had drifted 100 metres down the beach, and was now high and dry until the tide came in. Probably around 10am. When we were supposed to be leaving. We did eventually leave without any crab to speak of, after 12pm and a bout of gastro had hit one of the kids.

So ended the 1770 camping trip of 2013, in a blaze of shit, vomit and a noticeable lack of crabs and fish… The curse lives on, but so do memories of fun times with friends, which will undoubtedly become funnier as the years and further attempts at breaking it pass by. Not this year though.

Thank God time heals all wounds or really, who would bother camping or leaving their house ever anyway?

Have your Easter school holiday plans gone to the actual plan? Or are we the only ones living with the curse?

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